9/1/10

In the negative

I have had a rough couple of days. So, to rid my karma of all of this negative energy, I am going to post all the things that are driving me crazy right now:
It is illegal to drive while listening to an iPod, yet I can’t find any specific information on it being illegal to READ THE NEWSPAPER WHILE DRIVING DOWN INTERSTATE 540 at 70 miles per hour. I think listening to my iPod is way less distracting.

It annoys me that my car has to be safety inspected. Really? How about inspecting the guy reading the paper…

When you see a sign that says FREE FLOW LANE-that means you FREELY FLOW INTO THE NEXT LANE!!! Don’t stop. That is what a STOP sign is for.

My car is not invisible. Please do not cut me off. I am trying to get somewhere just like you are.

Also, tailgating is annoying. If I can see you picking your nose when I look in my rearview mirror you are too close.  BACK OFF!!!!

Hmmmm….I see a pattern here….

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